all these GenZ girlies gushing over AWAE Gilbert Blythe, unaware that as great as he is he will never get to the extraordinary simping levels of The OG ✨Gilbert Blythe✨, who never even looked at a woman after he met Anne. Even when he thought she was going to get engaged and married to the dark brooding man of her dreams. My boy literally got sick with heartbreak to the point of being on the brink of death like a victorian lady, only to miraculously recover after being told there was still hope for him and Anne!!! She was his DREAM!!!
“Nothing mattered much to me for a time there, after you told me you could never love me, Anne. There was nobody else—there never could be anybody else for me but you. I’ve loved you ever since that day you broke your slate over my head in school.”
(elderly woman voice) back in my day.. there were no shitty hentai games for horny anime perverts on steam……… and we played team fortress 2….. i was a demoman main………… aauuhhhhhh *coughs and dies from secret diseases*
My absolute favourite thing about Animal Crossing is when a villager blind sides you by coming out with something so profound you feel like you need to put the game down and stare at the wall for an hour.
once my brothers friend walked into his room and just started sniffing the air and went “oh i smell a quarter” and then walked over to a pile of clothes and moved it and picked up a quarter and i literally can’t stop thinking about it it’s been like a year and it haunts me to this day
